Between Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest, Vine Videos and the general all time favorite Facebook, it seems as though everyone has something to say… whether you want to “hear” them or not.
So, instead of celebrating the random rants of your news thread or an annoying check in update from one of your friends who visited Chipotle for the third time this month, I’ve taken a look at which ones are noteworthy enough to look at to give you all a big old chuckle!
#1: Car humor gone bad…
#2: If only Adderall was a traded commodity during finals week.
#3: A turd in a swimming pool is like a crying baby on an airplane… one little thing is f****** it up for everyone.
#4: Dear Liver, I understand March is hard for you with spring break & St.Patty’s day. PUSH THROUGH, you little champion, you.
#5: You boyfriend shops at stores because?
#6: Condoms prevent mini vans.
#7: Apparently ORANGE is the new skin tone to look tan. I’ll be happy to color any of the fine ladies out there with my box of highlighters for FREE.
#8: I’d like to thanks all the girls for wearing yoga pants. It is the only reason why we’re not complaining about how cold this winter is.
#9: The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
#10: Geography Expert…
#16: Beer: Giving you the courage to talk to women but taking away the ability to make sense.
#17: When I exercise, I wear all black. It’s like a funeral for my fat.
#18: Some colleges are like unprotected sex – glad you got in, wish you never came.
#19: Not sure if this Adderall is working, but I just made a pros and cons list about pros and cons lists.
#20: High school Bully Now Works At…
|#21: Doing the moonwalk is the only “cool” way to wipe dog poop off your shoe.
#22: Girls, there is a fine line between wearing makeup and looking like you got Gang Banged by Crayola.
#23: Tripped over my girlfriend’s bra this morning while walking to the bathroom, talk about the ultimate Boobie Trap.
#24: McDonald’s sponsoring the Olympics is like Jack Daniels sponsoring the prom.
#25: Wanna be a rap star as well?
As a Dorm Room Movers Author, I sincerely hope you enjoyed the funnies!
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